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Warmer weather is coming and gone are the days I can hide underneath a sweater. I'm 6'0'' and 235 pounds, which is right at the boundary between overweight and obese...I wear XL shirts, but sometimes they seem too small on me, especially after washing them. The fat on my stomach, sides and chest show thru the shirt...However, most XXL shirts I seem to swim in. While it somewhat disguises my excess fat, the shoulders and necks are too big. Does anyone have any advice on how to look my best with a gut, other than the obvious "lose your gut"?