I'm 6' tall and weigh over 500 pounds, though I'm not sure of the exact amount as the scale I have only goes up to 500. That said, I felt the need to post in this thread to say that the scales in most doctors' offices only go up to 350. I was asked to go to a butcher to be weighed by a doctor once, to which I said fuck you and found another doctor.
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