I'm firmly convinced that God created [Whataburger] during the seventh day so he could get a double bacon cheeseburger with a shake. When I went to visit my parents in Dallas a month ago, my sister took me by a Whataburger so I could get a Double Meat Bacon Cheeseburger with a chocolate shake. It was a feast of the Gods I tell you!
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