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first a bed of rice, then 2-5 slices of pan fried spam on top, followed by 1-3 eggs cooked sunny side up (yolks HAVE to be runny!) on top of the spam. It seems like people think I'm a freak after I tell them spam, eggs, and rice is the best food ever... well everyone except most Filipinos.

oh, i also enjoy putting McD fries into my McD 99cent double cheeseburger, sometimes also with a few chicken nuggets. And of course there is always the obligatory wendy's fries dipped in chocolate frosty, but thats not gross, its delicious.