After I quit my crappy job at Wal-Mart, I ate a birthday cake by myself. I had just turned in my vest and as I was walking out of the store I passed by the bakery and wanted to celebrate. So I picked up one of the really nice cakes, like the ones with the jelly filling in the center, got back to my place, started playing 'Sid Meiers Pirates!' and ate cake and drank beer till the morning. Damn it was great.