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The World of Warcraft expansion comes out in a couple days and I have the entire week off from work. I want to grind as much as I can during that week. I'm planning on drinking a lot of caffeine, taking some of that "5 hour energy" stuff, and eating a bunch of cheap rear end frozen pizza. (The 6 for 10 dollars variety). I'm pretty sure this diet is going to end in disaster. Can anyone recommend a diet that would keep me awake but not result in a "crash" a few hours later?