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I would get biscuits and gravy with a side of bacon. Sometimes I would get a mcbreakfast. Sometimes I would get a mcbreakfast THEN get the biscuits and gravy. For lunch I would usually have something fried from the cafeteria, or a deli sub. Then for dinner whatever my mum made, usually pasta. Then probably at least one TV dinner before bed. Also, gallons of diet coke.