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I buy three packs of Peppridge Farm 'Everything' bagels a week. They're really that good. Either way, when I was at home for Spring Break I tried to buy some at my local Pathmark and they only had one package left, and they didn't get any more later in the week. Odd, but I wasn't alarmed until I came back to school and couldn't find any at Walmart.