Actual quotes from members of the Something Awful forums

I had a turkey sandwhich... what I usually have. Perhaps I should switch it up.

And I'm not depressed, I didn't give up on life, I chose to play WOW, it is my own fault.

I got accepted to University and I got funded for school and I am getting a trust fund, I am far from depressed. The only down moment for me right now is the fact that my back is killing me.