Four double cheeseburgers from McDonalds, along with
20 piece McNugget
Super Sized Fry (damn you Morgan Spurlock!)
Super Sized Coke
or
a large pizza + 3/4's of another large pizza from Domino's, along with two boxes of those fucking amazing cheesy dot things they had for that one summer.
I am a fatty
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